Archive for May 8th, 2008

Water Resistance Treadmill for Dogs Should Have PETA Up in Arms [Bad Ideas]

main_aquapawsplat.jpgWe’ve seen water resistance treadmills before, but those were for people. What about for dogs? Clearly, a water resistance treadmill for dogs is an absolute necessity in this day and age. I mean, how else can you possibly keep your dog fit and trim while also instilling a lifelong fear of water and enclosed spaces? It’s just perfect. [Product Page via BornRich]


Giz Caption Contest: What in the Hell is Going on Here? [Contests]

My entry: The first Bluetooth headsets were unwieldy and led to many romantic misunderstandings.

Certainly, you can do better than that.


Rock falls under administration, now up for sale

Filed under: Laptops

Hope you weren’t really counting on getting yourself one of those Pegasus 210s. In a sudden announcement made today, Dominic Wong and David Langton of Deloitte & Touche LLP were appointed as Joint Administrators of Rock Group Plc. In layman’s terms, that means those fellows will be attempting to achieve a sale of the now-defunct company. Reportedly, the failure of Rock is “partly attributed to the cash flow difficulties faced as a result of stock misappropriation by a former employee,” though further details were omitted. As it stands, the admins are currently negotiating with potential suitors in order to place the outfit in more capable hands, but there is still a possibility that no one will bite. For more information on how all of this could affect you (you know, things like warranties and whatnot), check out the full release in the read link below. ‘Tis a sad day folks — Rock is dead (at least for the moment).

[Thanks, Peter]

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Filed under: Robots

We’re a little ambivalent about robots performing surgery autonomously and unattended, but there are clearly cases where it’d be beneficial, and it seems like an inevitable future. Duke researchers working on robo-doc lab feasibility studies announced this week a proof of concept using 3D ultrasound mapping to enable machines to “see” what they’re doing. The first test procedures have focused on use of those ultrasound transducers in catheter-based procedures using fluoroscopy, so it sounds like we’ll still have a few years before we say ahhh for a machine.

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Via [Engadget]

First Person R/C Plane, Almost as Good as Actually Flying [R/c]

The Pilot View FPV 2400 is a (wireless) camera system that can strap on any R/C plane and stream images to the pilot, who wears video goggles below. Range is about 1 kilometer over the 2.4Ghz spectrum, and the video quality from such systems really isn’t so bad (hit the jump for an example clip). At $550, it’s a commitment, and seemingly a tad risky to strap onto an even more expensive, properly-weighted R/C plane.


We’ll be honest, we don’t even care that we’d be wearing video glasses. It looks like incredibly fun. [Product via Gearfuse]


U.S.S. Independence: A Triple Hulled, Weapon-Laden Monster That is Surprisingly Affordable [Military]

Last month, the US Navy and General Dynamics took the lid off the new U.S.S. Independence littoral combat ship (LCS). This beast will sail close to the shore and throw everything imaginable at an enemy—from armored vehicles and helicopters to shells, torpedoes and missiles. Plus, it can hustle at a rumored 60 knots. Basically, that means the enemy will have a difficult time escaping the wrath of this mighty vessel no matter where they are.

Hell, you could be sitting in a Port-a-Potty in the middle of the desert and this thing would probably drop out of the sky hurling torpedoes up the toilet. And the best part is that the price tag tops out at only $208 million, which is fairly frugal for the US government. That’s why the Navy plans on building 55 of them in the near future. [instapinch via DVICE]


Zune Owner Uses Craigslist for Love Connection [Z4z]

One lonely Zune owner in West Hollywood is searching Craigslist high and low for one of his own—a simple lady to “rocket sweet tracks up each other’s Zune slots.” Isn’t looking for a Zune-using soulmate the technological equivalent of being the last unicorn, fervently searching Earth for a companion, but ultimately settling on a one night stand with a horse* on its way to the glue factory? We mean, what was meant to be a one night stand. Before her kids moved in. Of course, if this is a viral ad, it’s far less funny. And it probably is.

*Admittedly, we have to place in our Zune-unicorn metaphor for the role of the horse. So you can just assume the Zune owner resorts to herpes-covered prostitute who uses a Rio or something.
[Valleywag]


AMD announces 6- and 12-core Opterons

Filed under: Desktops, Laptops

AMD may be busy sorting out issues with its quad-core Phenoms and hard at work on “completely different” chip architectures, but that isn’t stopping the company from aggressively updating its roadmap, announcing today plans for 6- and 12-core server-grade Opterons. Both the new 6-core chip, codenamed Sao Paulo, and the 12-core unit, codenamed Magny-Cours, are based on a brand-new platform called “Maranello,” and slotting in to replace the planned 8-core Barcelona chip, which appears to have been canceled. According to AMD, 12-core chips are easier to manufacture, so it’s going to skip over 8-core chips and go straight to the good stuff. That must be news to Intel, which is planning on shipping 8-core Nehalem chips later this year, and will probably then hold the coveted “number-of-cores” crown until AMD releases the 12-core chips in 2010. There’s no word on whether any of these chips can make these processor roadmaps comprehensible or even chronological, but we can dream, can’t we?

[Via TG Daily]

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Leaked AT&T memo points to 3G iPhone release in late June?

Filed under: Cellphones

A friendly neighborhood AT&T employee forwarded us a purported memo for AT&T retail store employees that could provide a rather telling clue about the next-gen iPhone’s release date this summer if it proves true. A similar memo went out last year around this time requesting that employees not take any vacations between June 15 and July 15, and this year those dates are June 15 and July 12 — which seems suspiciously early, but that’s what the man says. The memo cites “an exciting Summer Promotional Launch,” which we’re guessing doesn’t refer to some new Motorola flip phone. Also telling is the fact that employees might be able to take some vacations later within that window when things die down a bit, which seems to imply that Apple could be aiming for a launch date right around the iPhone’s one year anniversary of June 29th. How romantic.

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Trek Desk Forces You to Exercise All Day at Work, Makes Your Job Even More Miserable [Bad Ideas]

It’s no secret that desk-based jobs (such as blogging) provide a lifestyle for people that quickly turns them into quivering, rotund masses of gravy-scented putty, which is why it’s no surprise that this whole “exercising while you work” thing piques people’s interest. But really, do you want to jog on a treadmill all day while you work, or bounce up and down on a yoga ball?

We’re not talking about 20-minute stints here, we’re talking about replacing your desk with exercise equipment. There’s no leaning back in your desk chair with this Trek Desk, people. It’s balls-out commitment.

And while I don’t doubt for a second that you’d lose weight if you did light exercise for eight straight hours every day, who the hell wants to do that? Why don’t you just, you know, go to the gym for 45 minutes after work so you aren’t disgusting and sweaty during meetings. You don’t want to get a reputation for that stinky, out of breath guy who doesn’t know the meaning of the word “moderation,” after all. [Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]


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