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We’re told this type of battle is indeed legal in certain corners of the universe, but we honestly never thought we’d see the day when a gallinaceous bird came to the human’s side to fend off the impending robotic takeover.

Ryan: “That sound? Seth Green and Adult Swim filing suit over the Robot Chicken trademark.”
Thomas: “Quit your cock blocking and fight!”
Darren: “These wooden posts are such lame excuses for adequate prostheses.”
Paul: “Look, I know you’re scared. We’re all scared. But if robots and robo-chickens can’t learn to live in harmony, we might as well just let the humans have the earth all to themselves.”
Evan: “Not surprisingly, the martial arts sequel to Howard the Duck tanked at the box office.”
Don: “2019: Despite repeated protests from People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots, the title bout between Robo Chicken and BD “Boxy Hands” 209 went on as planned.”
Josh: “I love you!” — “It’ll never work!”

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Yeah, we’ve seen some pretty fancy robotic arm work already this year, but Festo is out to show ‘em all up with its fluidic muscle-packin’ Airic’s_arm. This robotic prosthesis sports a “bone structure” which mimics that found on a real live human, and can be moved via the 30 “muscles” built within. Essentially, Festo’s approach to movement relies on “an elastomer tube reinforced by aramid fibers, which contract quickly and exert a pulling force when they’re filled with a blast of compressed air or liquid.” Of course, you’ll notice it doesn’t offer quite the same range as less bionic alternatives, but this thing’s pretty accurate, indeed. Check it out for yourself, the video’s right down there.

[Via DesignNews]
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According to Japan’s Nikkei Business, Toyota is set to purchase Sony’s robotics division. The whole shebang: robots and researchers. Apparently, Sir Howard Stringer is looking to rid Sony of the money losing division to Toyota’s delight. Does this mean the resurrection of little AIBO? No telling (though it’s surely a quick way to win converts… hint), but we’re pretty certain that the news will raise the eyebrow of Honda’s Asimo, you know, if he had any.

Update: Sony just issued a statement denying the sale (but confirming their lack of a soul).

[Via GetRobo]

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You know Toyota, adding a fancy haircut and skirt to your latest meet ‘n greet robot doesn’t make us any less afraid. Note how the “fingers” on Tipper (with gore) Robina’s hands are perfectly aligned to hold your face like an organic bowling ball. Just sayin’s all.

[Via WaziWazi]

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Anyone at all interested in home robots — especially those too lazy to vacuum their own floors — will want to see just how well iRobot’s new Roomba 560 fares against its predecessor, the Discovery. Well, we’ve pitted the two against one another in noise, speed, cable management, docking, and, of course, ability to destroy one another. Embedded player after the break.

P.S. -Forgive our shabby carpet, the dudes who rented the place before us took really sucky care of the joint.

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In an attempt to understand how humans react to having a robotic weight loss coach in their home versus simply using the software that the machine is loaded with, the imaginative folks at MIT have constructed a sociable robot that wants to see you reach your ideal weight. The robot uses internal cameras and face-tracking software to maintain eye contact with you while you attempt to fib about exactly how much exercise you’ve had, and the external touchscreen allows you to input data such as food / calorie consumption and duration of exercise. The creature is slated to hit the homes of select Bostonians as the designers begin to test its long-term effectiveness, but those looking for a glimpse of it in action should check out the video provided in the read link.

[Via TechDigest]

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We’ve been fooling around with a new Roomba 560 of our very own and we can say with some certainty iRobot’s really improved on its product. Unfortunately, that isn’t saying a whole lot; while we’ve always loved the Roomba for what it is, we’ve never been too impressed with the job it does. Still, the built-in scheduler is just such a welcome addition, and the robot is much quieter and generally feels far better built than its predecessor. The fact that the internals are better sealed is also a huge bonus, since we’ve long found ourselves cleaning our Roomba’s innards out nearly as much as its vacuum bin. Jury’s still out on the Lighthouses — it’s a decent idea, definitely, but we’d really prefer if the robot actually started trying to learn where things (and its own position in real space) are instead of just using battery-operated stations to tell it which rooms it’s already visited. But hey, baby robot steps, right? Photo gallery below.

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iRobot hasn’t released a new, proper Roomba servantbot since late 2004’s Discovery (Scooba, of course, excepted). Today that changes, with the 560 and 530 we caught wind of back in May. There’s a lot going on here, so we’ll start at the top:

• iRobot is touting these new Roombas as being “totally redesigned” from the ground up.
• The new vacuum system is supposedly 100% more effective at picking up the grime in your floors. Really makes the old model suck. Thanks, we’ll be here all week.
• The 560 features 2.4GHz RF that activates its new Virtual Wall Lighthouse system (we’ll get to that in a sec. The 530 doesn’t have RF.
• Scheduling is now built into the robot. Friggin FINALLY!
• The new Roombas have IR sensors built into the bumper, and have a second, slower running speed. When Roomba is approaching an object, it slows down so as not to bump it so hard.
• Lighthouses are Roomba’s new RF-based progress tracking system. Place one in each doorway, and they switch on via RF when your Roomba does. When Roomba’s done with a room, it won’t re-enter until the next time it runs.
• The battery is still removable, but you have to unscrew the bottom plate to get it out. Oh, and now you can add faceplates.
• The system is far better sealed off, so most of the crap you’re vacuuming up supposedly won’t actually get inside the robot anymore. Extra bonus: that black arc between the bumper and buttons is a handle that lies flush.
• The 560 goes for $350, the 530 goes for $300 — snag ‘em both starting now.

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It’s all fun and games until somebody gets their arm broken by a robotic arm wrestling machine. Atlas Co. is recalling its “Arm Spirit” arm wrestling arcade game from the market in Japan after the 150 machines scored three broken person arms between them. Spokeswoman Ayano Sakiyama had some smack for gamers puny enough to get their arms broken over the pink barrel: “The machine isn’t that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it.” Yeah, she just shot down any robo-warrior cred you suckers might’ve been hoping for out of the situation. “We think that maybe some players get overexcited and twist their arms in an unnatural way,” but they’re recalling the machine as “a precaution.”

[Via Engadget Japanese]

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Yeah, we’ve got a soft spot for all things Transformers, and while Takara Tomy’s Transformers MP3 player isn’t the most advanced DAP on the block, the fun factor is undeniable. Thankfully, the folks over at PrimeDiary were able to wrangle one of these bad boys up for themselves and snap a few photographs. Needless to say, we’re envious, but go on and click through for a couple more shots of the MP3 player fanboys just have to have.

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